The damn dog and the damn doors - all year, the 3-legged dog opens the doors, all year I go behind him and close the doors.
In winter it is cold with the doors open right? But he doesn't care, he doesn't feel the cold like humans do, so each time I curse at him "shut the damn doors" and "Tux, stop leaving the doors open"
What an idiot I am.
He hears "blah blah blah doors" (maybe he recognises doors now) and "Tux, blah blah blah doors blah". It is like a bad Far Side comic with the idiotic human trying to convey to the intelligent dog that they are cold and want the doors shut.... What?
So yesterday after ages of this going on (years if you count the dog before him) I finally fixed it for under $20.
This was drinking for me - I have a hangover, I feel like crap, I am ruining my life, I am ruining my children's life. What am I going to do? Stop. Simple.